Showing posts with label Issue number five. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Issue number five. Show all posts

Sunday, 10 November 2013

Overture to the October Issue

This summer has been very kind to the Musepaper. You can now see our logo presented on the TV screens at the Jan Palach library or the Studijní oddělení and find posters on bulletins all around the school. Thanks to the English College in Prague, the MP can also be found in beautiful color print-outs in the Anglophone, Jan Palach and Lord Holme libraries!

As for the content of this issue, you will find the following genres; poetry, short story, travel report, event reviews, a book review and an interview with Professor Ondřej Pilný.

May you enjoy the October issue and look forward to many more to come!


- Anna Hupcejová (Editor in Chief) 

The Ring

Rushing towards school to meet the others, I couldn’t keep my enthusiasm in check; it was the day of the fiesta, after all. On that day checking oneself was forbidden. On that day the caged animal within you gets released. However crammed or twisted one’s inner flow was, on that day it all gets flooded out into the crimson sunset river of relief... or at least that’s what the flier said.

My over-zealous movements thus resembled those of a humming bird being electrocuted. Jerkingly, I said hello, first to Amy, of course, and then to all the others who were sitting at the patio next to the pool barely catching Wifi. Amy was wearing a breezy blue-white dress with a scoop cut and no sleeves.
‘Muy bien, gracias,’ she replied with sparks kindling her exquisite eyes.
‘Are you looking forward to the fiesta, mi amor?’
‘Very much, I’m starving, I hope there’ll be some delicious burritos.’
‘Well then let me reserve the privilege of buying you one.’
‘Granted,’ she replied and rearranged her legs sliding the left over the right into a crossed edifice with effortless grace. The enticing thing about women’s legs is the smooth long curvy lined promise, as the new glowing dawn shines shyly forth the promise of a new beautiful day.   

The bus calmed it all down until we finally arrived. As soon as we got out the carnival air hit us like a shot of fine Tequila. Drunken vibrations wafted through the air; there already were drunkards lying prostrate in the streets and the sounds of police sirens were shooting across the sky like blazing auroras—it was on.    
 
I glued myself to Amy and commenced exerting all my efforts to get us separated from the group without seeming to do so. As we were approaching the square where the event was held, raucous music grew all around us. And the people! Quickly, we got ourselves surrounded by myriads of different colours/smells/voices; a group of children chasing each other with no shoes on, a muchacho talking to a chica bella with his hands gesticulating wildly and his shoulders rising like the tower of Babylon, a Javier Bardem-looking cook handing a freshly spiced up burrito to a spacious American tourist with a smile as big as a boomerang, another group of children splashing in a pool made in the back of a truck... and then we found the ring.
Grasping the wooden bars of the ring, eyeing the freed men wistfully, I saw a feast of glaring stupidity, sheer ecstasy, or a sports activity. It depends where you come from, really. The only thing that bothered me—the only thing I was afraid of—was getting Elise, a ravishing French-Canadian who was our supervisor, into trouble. So, am I really doing this? Why the hell not, gotta gain some proper experience somewhere! However you feel about it, I felt myself an actor. The situation didn’t touch me until already in the ring dancing with death. So I jumped in.

As soon as there was no barrier between myself and the beast, I was hooked by my heart, gripped securely and snugly, and pulled out of the depths of my Analysis Shell; I clicked in, skin and soul overlapping. I got charged with the thrill and confidence as was the bull charging at all the ticos that were jeering at it or rather fleeing in front of its might. Right after the first few steps I rooted my motions into the ground and was feeling oddly secure. It can’t touch me, I felt invincible—right until the first direct charge.

I circled the ground around him. Then we both stopped. Facing this Minotaur reincarnated I stood steadfast and gazed back into his hellish eyes. He blew a warning snort, bellowed growlingly and darted out in a wave of untamed ferocity; this monstrous wall of unbreakable force thundering right at me, sparing no one, fearing nothing. The ground was shaking with the bull approaching remarkably fast. In the last moment, my feeble disposition mustered only but a swift side-step of a dancing defeat... I was scared shitless, but safe, for now.

Above all, one has to have a firm knowledge of where exactly the threat is, at any given moment; furthermore, one has to work with the inertia of one’s body, keep on moving in bursting motions. In the ring running fast is fundamental, but what really counts is one’s ability to move quickly sideways and not be caught at the end of a 4+ meter sprint with too great momentum to steer away to the side from the bull. Basketball paid off. So after a few other near-hits the ring became my court and the bull a ballsy yet clumsy opponent, rather than an enemy. Some of the ticos employed the interesting tactic of sprinting tangent to the bull when it was standing still; they dashed out from one side of the ring, sometimes touched it as they flew along its perplexed demonic muzzle, and raced to the other side jumping up on the wooden bars away from the angry bull. Sometimes the bull wasn’t furious at all and right after he shook off its rider—there was always a volunteer who’d try to stay on top of it as long as possible—it just stood there disinterested to all the shouting and provocation around

OH SHIT, the bloody horse! I forgot about the two vaqueros who were also in the ring (firm knowledge of where exactly the threat is...). Vaquero numero uno threw his reata and roped the bull by its head. The bull was jerking violently trying to yoke itself out but to no avail. Vaquero dos also succeeded in roping the bull and they commenced to push the bull by pulling their ropes into the bull gate. There was no human gate; if you wanted to get out you either climbed over the circular 3-meter wooden walls which were occupied by crowds of people, or, if you were rather unfortunate, you got lifted from the ground and carried into a narrow shabby black hole in the stadium wall, an ambulance. I could hear the music again.

Festivity blasting out from the speakers gave me a waking slap. Thirstily, I gulped a lump of the free air. I was ok! I felt good. I returned to my friends climb-jumping measuredly over the fence barrier. ‘Duuude, that was awesome!’ ‘Hey man, you’re crazy!’ ‘Weren’t you scared?!’ ‘You stupid fuck!’—reactions varied.
‘I need a drink,’ said I, shaking and terrified, feeling the life within me pulsating in a frenzied craze. I found solace in every precious beat. 
‘I’ll come,’ said Alton and Elise bared her pearl white teeth into a sweet smile and nodded the way to the nearest bar. Alton was a Norwegian fellow always looking for a social situation to get embarrassed in. He had far more heart than most. He also had a lazy eye which was in fact dead, he was half blind. Amy wasn’t to be found.
‘A beer and a shot of tequila?’ I surveyed.
‘Does the bull shit in the ring?’ chuckled Alton.
‘What? Oh right. And mademoiselle?’
‘Whiskey for me por favor,’ said Elise’s marble teeth playfully. ¡Que linda! We ordered the drinks and located a free relatively dry table.
‘To what are we drinking?’ enquired Elise raising her glass.
‘Death and shit?’ I suggested?
‘Death and shit,’ echoed Alton with a triumphant tone and a kingly clank. Though what I really felt was a deep alarm of how close I had been... thinking about my mother, thinking about the future, which felt rather frail… But when you stop taking risks you are dead already.     
   
-          - Jaromír Lelek

"Out of Office Reply" Reading

On the 9th of October, at Fra Café and Bookstore there was a reading by the Norwegian poet Audun Mortensen from his new book, Out of Office Reply, which was recently translated into Czech. The cellar-like spaces were rapidly filled with people, chatting loudly, occupying chairs and gradually, it became a matter of luck to get a spot at a table on which to place your pint. In the over-crowded room, the sole empty space was around the table which was reserved for the organizer of the event Ondřej Buddeus (ed. note: he was mentioned by Louis Armand in the June 2013 MP), the poet and Kateřina Daňková from DAMU.
In short, it was an evening in which the arts of translation, creative writing and recitation mingled. Despite the low magnitude of the recitations and rather distracting constant migration of people between the bar (for a drink) and exit door (for a smoke), the event had an atmosphere of its own. The poems, contemporary in their usages of numbers, pop-star names or repetition of a single word, were read first in their original language by Mortensen and then in Czech by Buddeus or Daňková, who took turns.

Right before the reading, a short interview-like discussion took place between Buddeus and Mortensen. The words which I found especially thought-provoking and highly relatable to by any student of literature were the following ones, said by Audun: “I haven’t read many books. But often I have people asking me ‘Have you read this/that book?‘ I haven’t. And everytime, it’s like a small trauma.” At that very moment I could not help smirking, for the question “Have you read this/that book?” is one I am frequently asked and also pose myself… Maybe this feeling of personal agreement with the author’s idea made me more attentive than I would be usually in case of modern poetry.

Though the evening had its minor imperfections, it was definitely a memorable literary event.

-          - Anna Hupcejová

Untitled

I'm holding crying babies
I'm fucking dying dreams
I will never make you smile
you will always
you will always
you will always
take your pills.

Once I broke their little fingers
and my doc said it's ok
you can fix their bones
but honey
not your heart - alas! no way.

Grayish skies and watermelons,
I hit my boy and smiled at his pain,
his eyes today are slightly brown-yellow,
you drank
I drank
so fucking much today.

What we have is pure and nothing
Though we gonna be alright
and I will be never closer
and you will be never closer
than when we were
in films
of black and white.

- Margo Kirlan

La Vie en Rose

Do you know that feeling when you belong somewhere, where finally everything makes sense? Let’s start with a generalisation: Every single one of us dreams about a place where all our worries disappear and we feel simply happy. Like many artists, writers, musicians I found this “satisfaction” in Paris. So rather than giving a touristic description about this spectacular city, I have decided to talk about my impressions and experiences. Warning! My view is, nonetheless, as idealised as the main character’s perception in Midnight in Paris by Woody Allen, but equally understandable and loveable...

I have heard so many clichés about Paris, but I have never cared for them. I wanted to learn French intensely and experience the culture, and of course I chose to do that in the capital. Coming here alone for two weeks, however, was not at all easy at the beginning; I struggled with the language, I got lost all the time, I was tired and lonely. But then it hit me, the “it” being the magic! I was forced to use the language and it helped me to overcome my fear of talking with a hideous accent; even when I got lost I discovered a beautiful church or a hidden garden, and the loneliness soon disappeared too. Tiredness, though, stayed as my companion through the whole trip, sleeping was just something I had to sacrifice in order to get the most of my time being there. But to elaborate more on the loneliness, I am guessing that is no news for anyone that Paris is the most pinky-cheesy romantic city in the world you can possible imagine. Even sitting down on a regular bench encourages you to write sonnets. Since I have got back many people actually asked me if I have fallen in love, because I seem different. And in fact I did, I fell in love with Paris itself. Yes, no doubt this sounds as cheesy as a proposal on the Eiffel Tower (which I have seen), but it sums up my point. Surprisingly this is a place where it is allowed to be extremely sentimental and desperately romantic at the same time.

So rather than to sketch the magnificence of La Sainte-Chapelle, Le Louvre or the scary height of La Tour Eiffel, and besides expounding on the taste of les macarons, I feel compelled to talk about my impressions, because Paris is not about knowing it, but about feeling it. When you see it in the movies, on pictures you certainly think – “Wow this city is beautiful!” – except when you have no taste for architecture or art whatsoever. However, being there, walking along the Seine in the rain, hearing crazy musicians in the metro, smelling freshly made croissants on your way to school, staring for hours at masterpieces by artists such as Monet, Renoir, Da Vinci, Van Gogh, Picasso, that is when you get charmed for sure. The rush of happiness you get when you sit down at the La Fontaine des Medicis in Le Jardin du Luxembourg and nothing in the world can bother or disturb you. When you are walking at Montmartre in the sunshine, charming accordion players follow you and suddenly you find yourself in a happy-summer-art world on the most beautiful hill in Paris.
It is a city with so many different faces; the dangerous part in the very early hours and at night down in the metro, when the ones who follow you are not smiling musicians anymore. The romantic part essentially surrounds you everywhere, people are not afraid to give you a compliment or ask you out just like that on daily bases. Not to forget the artistic face, the room full of Les Nymphéas at the Musée de l'Orangerie, Mona Lisa smiling at you when you almost choke in the crowd of tourists, stepping into Musée d'Orsay’s hall full of marble perfections where I personally forgot that I am afraid of statues or that this place used to be a train station, the sun shining through mosaic windows dressing you up in crazy colours in Notre-Dame while there is classical music playing in the background. Glimpsing a black cat at the garden of Musée de Montmartre, where is actually a room made like the famous Chat Noir. Most importantly, Paris has its own French appearance; café goers sitting on one another, having delicious wine for dinner, overpricing everything terribly, being stylish even at home and the arrogant attitude of talking just in their heavenly sounding language which makes the weaker ones like me occasionally swoon.

It is a metropolis enormous and charming enough to have some allure to anybody. For me, Paris is like a freshly made croissant: the first bite is crunchy, but once you get to taste it properly it is divinely smooth and delicious. After you ate it, being covered in the crumbs, it is impossible to forget you enjoyed it. We all heard about it, it looks elegant, it tastes good, but it is essential to try it yourself. Paris has it all: the taste, the look, the smell, the sound, and finally, the feeling.

-          - Lucia Szemetová

About the Future of Literature, the Humanities at University and more with Professor Ondřej Pilný

Most students on the Anglophone Studies course know him solely as the deep-voiced erudite lecturer of Introduction to Literary Studies. For that reason, the following interview was carried out in order to reveal the character and views on (not only Irish) literature and much more of Professor Ondřej Pilný.

What is your favorite word?
“Průšmatný”, at the moment. Some all-time favourites can be found in the Czech translation of Raymond Queneau’s Zazi in the Metro.

What is your least favorite word?
“Plédovat”. Closely followed by “hedka” and “kilnout”.

What turns you on creatively, spiritually or emotionally?
Sleep.                     

What turns you off?
Emm, sleep?

What is your favorite curse word?
Jesetere! (As in: “Řekl jste ‘jesetere’?” “Ano. Jesetere, jesetere, jesetere!”)

What sound or noise do you love?
Any emitted by my stereo.

What sound or noise do you hate?
The sound of a circular saw any time before 10 AM.

What profession other than your own would you like to attempt?
A musician (the audience would last 30 seconds), a carpenter, a publican.

What profession would you not like to do?
A clerk of any kind.

If God exists, what would you like to hear him say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates?
“Sedum kulí jako v Sarajevu.”

ON A MORE PERSONAL LEVEL:
What is it about Irish culture that appeals to you so much?
The exceptional number of authors whose work makes me want to read them again and again.

When did you have your ear pierced and what look were you aiming for?
Now THAT is a long story. By way of a summary, I refer the gentle reader to the anecdote of the snake-skin jacket in David Lynch’s Wild at Heart.

Do you ever get agitated?
Isn’t ten times a day enough?

What is your alcoholic beverage of choice?
Gabriel beer.

Considering your tape recorder collection and most probably a book collection as well, do you identify yourself with Walter Benjamin’s conclusion of his famous essay about a true book collector that it is not the objects that come alive in him but “it is he who lives in them”?
I’m not sure if this is what Benjamin meant but given the size of our flat, we do live in books alright – they are everywhere. And the music is beginning to spill over as well. My grandma knew what she was talking about when she said that we needed a collapsible floor.

ON LITERATURE:
How do you imagine a prototypical Irishman according to Joyce and according to O’Brian?
Well, it’s a bit like speculating whether Hašek intended Švejk to be representative of the Czech nation. But I suppose that the merged character of Stephen Dedalus, Leopold Bloom and Molly Bloom could stand for Joyce’s ideal picture of an Irish person. As for Flann O’Brien, you can take your pick between a bewigged Myles na gCopaleen dancing a jig in front of an audience, and the one-legged cyclist of The Third Policeman, but then the latter is more likely an image of humanity in general, rather than of the Irish specifically.
What significance would you assign to recently deceased Seamus Heaney, now and historically?
Seamus Heaney was truly one of the greatest contemporary poets in the world. He was also a uniquely generous man, warm-hearted and unassuming, regardless of his fame. When he visited our department in 2002, he gave a fantastic seminar to our students, on top of a large public reading, and gave a lot of his time to anyone who approached him. His death came as a great shock to me; we have lost a wonderful human being.

Who is the overlooked genius of today, worldwide, in poetry, fiction and drama?
I wish I knew. As I said, I have a lot of time for Queneau, and for Flann O’Brien, but not only are they not exactly overlooked, but they are also dead. As for playwrights, Enda Walsh or Tim Crouch, who are both quite established now. The same goes for the poet Sinéad Morrissey, whose latest collection, Parallax, is amazing. I haven’t related to a new book of poetry so instinctively and immediately in years. I clearly need more time to read, so that I could give you a better answer…

If you were to attempt the impossible and summarise Ulysses in one sentence. What would it be?
Fun.

What is the book you’d like to open right now?
Anything by Fred Vargas with Jean-Baptiste Adamsberg in it. Radvan Markus’s translation of Pádraic Ó Conaire’s stories. Michael Ondaatje’s Divisadero. Words Alone by Roy Foster. The collected plays of Tom Stoppard (and choose one to translate right away). I could go on forever.

If you were to recommend an Irish play to anyone, which one would it be?
Thompson in Tir-na-nOg by Gerald MacNamara. The Old Lady Says “No!” by Denis Johnston. Improbable Frequency by Arthur Riordan and Bell Helicopter.

Are you planning on learning Gaelic? If for a moment you had a native-speaker’s knowledge of the language, what literary piece would you read?
I have been planning to do that for an embarrassing twenty years now. And I did start, twice. The current situation is that I still can’t decide whether to learn Irish or French first. Watch this space, as they say, but realistically speaking, you may be watching it for a long time, which is sad. As for what I’d like to read the most in Irish, Máirtín Ó Cadhain’s novel Cré na Cille, and then the entire corpus of the Old Irish “sagas” and the voyage tales. For which you almost need to start learning the language again from scratch of course.

ON UNIVERSITY AND FUTURE PLANS:
What are your current writing projects?
I am struggling to write a book on the grotesque in contemporary drama. I had an incredible month as a research fellow in Galway last year, where I began, but now it has become fairly clear that unless I manage to have myself parachuted somewhere on the British Isles for a few weeks again, I’ll never get it done – the way most of us in humanities in the Czech Republic have to have several jobs in order to pay the bills is not exactly conducive to extensive writing.

Do you consider the gradual disappearance of the book format a tragedy?
Printed paper is only a medium, so the fact that many people read e-books these days makes no difference. What I would consider a tragedy is if people stopped reading altogether, and they do read less than twenty years ago; having said that, people are surely entitled to do absolutely what they like and fair play to them. It’s only that I believe that a sufficient reading experience with literature makes one less susceptible to manipulation by politicians, “experts”, and generally the so-called decision-makers who are trying to run our lives. As for the book as an object, I reckon that there are still enough of us who prefer the smell of a book to that of a battery-operated gadget; I guess the printers are safe.

How do you see Literature courses in 20 years?
It will be quite exciting to wait and see, don’t you think? “Come for me on Monday, if I am still alive”, to quote Mr Rooney.

Is the Centre for Irish Studies organizing some events anytime soon?
After the September international graduate students’ conference, we will still have two guest lecturers this year; one by Professor Matthew Campbell of the University of York, who is one of the subtlest critics writing on Irish poetry these days (already happened, ed. note), and one by Dr Méabh Ní Fhuartháin of National University of Ireland, Galway, whose background is in performance studies and Irish dancing. There may be a book launch or two, one involving people and bicycles, but the details of those are still to be specified, as they say. In 2014, we are planning to hold a memorial event for Seamus Heaney, and in September, we are going to be hosting the Irish Theatrical Diaspora conference, which will be focused on Irish drama and a very broadly defined Central Europe. We are pleased to invite the readers of your magazine to all of these!

-         - Prepared by Jaromír Lelek and Anna Hupcejová

Colours of Life

From the lands of green
I come to search for a faerie queen.
But in the lands of black and grey,
I sit, and weep, and cry, and pray.

In the world of black and white
Black is day and white is night.
Yet this colour we call grey,
Still keeps to destroy night and day.

Now in between bright colours' mix
I might have felt a little safe
But killed by gray-ish blocks and bricks,
Began I to dig my grave.

- David Stringbreaker

Leonard Cohen’s Concert Enchanted Prague for the Third Time

It was Sunday the 21st of July, approximately quarter to eight. I was standing in front of Prague’s O2 Arena among thousands of other fans of folk-Gypsy-Jewish music and great Canadian poetry and I was waiting to get through the ticket control to experience an evening I had been looking forward to a long time. It was the day of the third concert of the Canadian songwriter, poet and novelist Leonard Cohen in the Czech capital. Cohen’s first Prague concert took place in 2008 and the second just a year after that, and having been present during the last, it was a promising event for me as a great fan of Mister Leonard. Although I knew the concert would be an outstanding and exceptional experience, I was still given more that I had expected.

The atmosphere in the O2 arena was amazing from the very beginning. Never before have I seen a standing ovation the moment the performer stepped onto the stage for the first time. The audience showed its admiration and appreciation for the musician and applauded him and his great band even when no string was plucked and no voice had begun to please the listeners’ ears yet. The concert opened with the songs “Dance Me to the End of Love” and “The Future” – the same as during the last couples of Cohen’s tours. Also, Mister Leonard forgot the lyrics a few times and the audience could see that it would take the band a while to get into the mood. This made me worry for the first and the last time during the concert, but everything changed with a fabulous bandurria intro to the song "Who by Fire" and it was with a sequence of songs from Cohen's latest album "Old Ideas" that he seemed to have gained confidence. After that, the concert got better with every song and verse.

The concert was divided into two parts; however, the two sets of encores took approximately the same time as one of these halves. In total, Cohen and his band spent more than three hours on the stage and almost all the essential songs were played. It was really pleasant that Cohen’s probably best known song “Hallelujah” which can be heard every day on radio in many different cover versions was included in the concert’s playlist, as by chance, and gave room for other, less well-known songs.

The peak of the concert was an acoustic set during which (the normally only singing) Cohen played the guitar and which ended with a great, but very sad song "The Partisan". Its lyrics are half in English and half in French; it deals with the life of a partisan during war and the leaving of his family and the loss of his friends. After the song, the screen behind the band turned red – that was a very moving moment for everyone.

I have been to a few great concerts in my life - I have experienced Ian Anderson, Mark Knopfler as well as Bob Dylan and all these musicians were really great. Yet in their cases the evening was "just" a great concert; Cohen’s performance was simply a gift to all his listeners. No-one really knows if it was Mister Leonard’s last visit to Prague – but if it was, I was honoured to have been a part of it... And if it was not, then next time I am definitely buying myself first-row tickets!

-         - Jan Jakšič