Friday, 14 February 2014

The Hobbit: The Second Something Is Out

When you first found out that there was going to be three films out of a 300-page book, you may have been surprised and scowling, indeed. Nevertheless, once Peter Jackson did not disappoint me with The Lord of the Rings, I decided to go to the movie theater without any prejudices. The first installment of the trilogy, The Hobbit: The Unexpected Journey, rather pleased me since I do not seek much violence and exaggerated actions in movies. To make my points in this review I should also note that I have gotten ever so tired of hearing ‘the book is better than the film’ in reference to every movie that has been made out of a book (how can we even compare a film to a book?), so my review shall regard the film version, not the book.

The Hobbit: The Desolation of Smaug has, compared to the prior part, very exaggerated action scenes, so exaggerated that they make us think whether Jackson really meant them seriously, alas, I reckon he did. The dwarfs are ridiculously immortal so that when Smaug hunts after them for a half an hour in the Lonely Mountain, he cannot kill them, even though he has got fire coming out of his mouth at will – I do not understand how he could conquer Erebor in the first place, lazy dragon. Secondly, there is this rather peculiar dwarf-elvish romance which is obviously a very unlikely thing to happen (well, it teaches us not to be racist; but a dwarf and an elvish lass, seriously?), so why did it happen? I sense that Peter Jackson has fallen to the stream of creating entertainment where cheap laughs, romance and exaggerated actions are essential to entertain. The romance thing quite worked in The Lord of the Rings (Arwen and Aragorn) perhaps because it was not so far-fetched. Tolkien wisely omitted involving romance in his books, I wish Jackson had as well.

The main problem is, I believe, that the movies attempt to trick us into thinking it is the LOTR all over again - but it is not! It is a different book and we do not really need to be seeing all those LOTR characters that has no say in the plot anyway because of its little story (with the exception of Legolas that actually was in the Hobbit book - even though Tolkien himself did not know his name then - , because he really comes from Mirkwood and Bilbo and his dwarfs do encounter Elves there). The same goes for dividing the 300-page book into three three-hour long films - the extended edition of The Return of the King is mind-bogglingly astonishing despite its four-hour run time. But what shall you see if you get the extended version of The Hobbit movies? Well, more walking and singing, I reckon.


Another problem is, that neither of the first two installments of The Hobbit films do not have an ending. Each of the LOTR movies had one because it was made out of three separate books but The Hobbit: There and back again is just one book, and if you divide it into three parts, you get two somethings and one ending. 

Matěj Vašíček