Showing posts with label Issue number two. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Issue number two. Show all posts

Monday, 22 April 2013

Overture to April's Issue.

 “Kept these imprisoned children of the Hours
Within my hand,—and then, elate and gay,
I hastened to the spot whence I had come,
That I might there present it!—Oh! to whom?“


The season of bloom has begun… at least astrologically, since the weather is as unstable as a woman’s mood. Nevertheless, when the sky is not gloomy, that wintery thin layer of snow or ice on the pavement is absent and a ray of fresh sunlight beams at us through the clouds, merry muses are awakened. Our physical and especially mental energy is renewed and as the concluding lines of P. B. Shelley’s The Question imply, the intense desire to share what our minds or hands have created is reborn... Hence here is the second issue of the student magazine The Musepaper!
As promised, this issue is of a more varied content – movie reviews have been extended to a recollection of Two Door Cinema Club’s concert and instead of a satire, one can find two humorous accounts of the annual Ball of our faculty… New genres are also included: poems, a travel report, an event planner, a short story, an interview with one of our beloved teachers and a section named “Visual Muses” that refers to art created by our course-mates – in this issue it is a glance into the sketchbook of one of the ever-busy double-subject students. Make haste! It’s all ahead of you to read and enjoy.

Anna Hupcejová, Editor in Chief

On the Road in Canada and the USA.


At the very beginning of this long, expensive, but awesome madness, there was our friend who decided to live and work in Toronto with his girlfriend. He begged us (no, we wanted to) to come and visit him and when we saw this great deal on flight tickets, we didn't hesitate a second and with a few drinks supporting our decision we spent all our money on flights to Toronto and back from NYC.
                                                                                                                                         
It actually took us 51 hours to get to Toronto, but it was worth it. Toronto is like this melting pot, chicken soup, salad bowl or whatever you call these cosmopolitan places; you get to meet people of all nationalities. I somehow can’t come up with any disadvantages, but I know that Toronto must be a foodie’s paradise. You can travel the world without leaving the city and taste everything from delicious sushi, disgusting Czech “goulash” to Mexican everything.

We continued our journey to Niagara Falls. We saw them in winter, which is a completely different experience than seeing it without the ice, snow and freezing hands and also when there, we took a picture of an Amish family. We also had an exhilarating visit to a casino, and right there was the moment when I decided to become a croupier... The next day we hit the road again and smuggled Absinthe into the United States. The customs officer fell in love with my friend, so we were safe. By the way, Niagara Falls, Buffalo is probably the creepiest town with the creepiest and the most expensive buses in America. We rented a super huge, user-friendly car and drove down to Boston.

It was a pleasure to drive on American roads with the American drivers around. Whatever people say, I love Americans for being so polite, apologizing for bumping into you and driving only 65 miles per hour on highways ALL THE TIME. Boston surprised us in an entirely positive way. We stayed in Cambridge, the suburb of Boston, right in the middle of the Harvard campus. It was our first Couch surfing experience and it was rather... interesting. We met a few Harvard students and after several beers we found out that no matter what university you study, you like beer. And also that Harvard students are not geniuses at all. Or at least the ones we met.

New England is one of the most beautiful parts of America, unfortunately for us there was a huge snow storm and flooding, so it was quite troublesome to get to New York. In the end we made it by bus and had the last 4 days in NYC ahead of us. NYC is one my favourite cities (and I’m sure I’m not the only one, right?) and New Yorkers are the coolest people on Earth. We loved every corner of it, except for the empty Wall Street at night - that was scary. After almost dying on a Delta airplane, our trip was complete. And we do want to come back soon, this time to California.

Sydney Writes a Story.


Sydney Creasy, dishevelled and disorganized was beating furiously at a typewriter. As he sat there, hunched, cold sweat ran down his back. He would not notice though. He was finishing a chapter and it was clear that if it is to be done, it is to be done now.
A shrewd smile broke upon Sydney’s face, until arriving at a point where his fingers just laid idly at the pads. He peered at the last line he has written with his pupils dilated and pondering the next step he reached for a pack of cigarettes, pulling one out and lighting it. He puffed at it, loosened himself and kneaded the top of his nose. Artifex vulgaris.  He felt the cold sweat at last. Tentatively, he reached back at the typewriter, then backed against the chair and coughed. He noticed a figure browsing through the library, humming, which irritated him to great extent. He coughed again, this time politely, and the person fell silent at once.
Sydney laid his fingers on the typewriter again, this time determined more and endeavoured to articulate the one evasive thought that has been occupying his mind. Just as he was about to do so, the person started humming again.
“Could you be so kind as to shut your gob?” he snarled with his teeth clenched, hardly letting any air out.
The humming started again. For god’s sake, let me be, will you?
Sydney stood up and went to the piano. He struck a diminished chord. Then he went back. The person turned mute, but Sydney could not revive his prior thoughts, so standing up, he walked to the door and back nervously, then stopping by the window he looked out. A chilly breeze came over him. The last particle of the last icicle down the drain: Sinding’s delight.
Tip-toeing back to the table, not to make the person by the library notice him, he sat down again and started writing. James Levine the fictional character opened the door and shouted at Sydney,
“Thanks a billion for making me look like a fool!” He shut the door with a loud thud.
The humming recommenced. Sydney hit the table. He went to the piano, struck the same diminished chord three times and went to the bathroom to wash his face. When he returned, he was surprised to find the room full of people, each of them talking louder than the other; one babbling about a keystone and collapsing of the universe, the other two discussing the pros and cons of starting a story in medias res and a bunch of them standing by the piano, singing merrily.
He sat back at the typewriter, lit another one and tried to think amidst all the tumult.
A scorching heat reached him.
Emma Voyles, Sydney’s idol and the epitome of beauty, was there as well. She was sitting in an easy chair watching him, her grand legs crossed, one lingering in the mid air and swinging gently. Having noticed her, Sydney coughed up and stubbed out the cigarette. She chided him with her eyes and he tried to look as if nothing happened. He burned his finger while extinguishing the cigarette. Caught: hands red and sore, scribbled board.
He looked at Emma every now and then and saw her gorgeous face casually delved into the half-shell of her hand, half-smiling. He longed to have a memento of her and tried to conjure up a painter – a cubist would do well enough – to have Emma painted. He could not.
“May I help?” she asked.
He looked at her fervidly with his hair tousled. Lady poet: lays naked in bed all day, wound in canvas; talks of Blake and of releasing the tigress. Will she keep her word?
“How?” he asked.
She shrugged her shoulders and frowned slightly, “I just thought that with all these men here,” pointing at his head, “it would all be easier.” He looked at her and said, “It is not.”
“Ah, well,” she sighed and stood up, laid her hands around his neck and whispered into his ear, “I really want to help you. I could at least make a cup of tea. But then again, I’m just a thought in your head, you see.”
He felt each and every lock of her hair dangle over his face, starlings and wrens and all that through them.
“Why so gloomy though?” she asked.
“What do you mean?” Sydney asked, knitting his brows with his fist clenched against his chin. The singing grew louder.
“Here,” Emma pointed at the typewriter, smudging the fresh ink, “’Money changes everything,’ Levine thought, ‘that is time and money change everything.’”
“I don’t quite understand,” Sydney said.
“I mean,” Emma pondered, letting him go and walking off, “I mean all the grand things you used to write. Look here,” she pointed at a tile of scribbled papers on the table, knocked off the ashes and read, “’I envy the air for making love to your pores.’”
“That’s just rubbish,” Sydney said. The noise was nearly unbearable now.
She browsed through the rustling papers, ignoring him, her eyes set glowering at them, “And yeah, you use way too many semicolons. Cut that, will you?”
-        I could say a word or two about irregular punctuation, but I’ll keep it to myself for now, creaky tenor from the piano stool cried.
The crowd burst out laughing and Sydney, mocked and ridiculed, stood up abruptly, grabbed his keys and went out the door for a pint. My head, my mess. Lord knows there’s method in madness, but enough for today.
“Come on, Syd,” he heard a voice shout, “sit down like a good Christian and finish what you’ve begun!” The voice was sealed by a loud thump.
Having nowhere to go from there and having no further plan, Cormac the fictional writer laid his pen down, whereby never letting Sydney the fictional writer finish the chapter. Or at least for now.
But then again, nothing ever gets done. No. Nothing is ever fini—

ELEKCE.


Contemporary Czech electronic-music scene — how would you define it?

ELEKCE is the answer to this tricky question - a two-day music festival in Prague which has the ambition to gather the best the Czech electronic scene has to offer. At Elekce, one can see the performance of almost 40 music projects, bands and DJs; these accompanied by thematic lectures, workshops, and discussions. Elekce takes place within two sunny days in June, 6/14/2013 and 6/15/2013, in one of Prague's most famous multicultural platforms, Meetfactory.

“You may already see from the title that what we talk about here is a certain selection. In our case, a selection of the best of the Czech electronic scene,” says Šimon Holý, the creator of the festival. “Elekce” - “election” in English - is a nice play with words such as “election”, “selection,” “lection” or “lecture” and, of course, “ELEctronic” music.

The festival takes place on three different stages at Meetfactory, one of them open-air. In the afternoon, you may visit DJ workshops, discussion with the interpreters and professionals, or a theatre play by Prague’s AMU students. In the evening hours and, of course, in the night, you can enjoy the concerts of different bands or DJs, some of them well-known, some others that you may have never heard of, but who you will like in an instant!

“We would like to introduce artists that cannot usually afford to play big concerts and therefore, unfortunately, aren't well-known. Elekce is really a platform for every talented musician of the genre,” says Šimon Holý, who had researched the scene for two years before he started organizing Elekce.
Elekce brings names like DJ Tvyks, Post-hudba, Planeta Nova Djs, Deaths, or Dirty Picnic that have the 2013 Anděl award nomination for “electronic music.” The list does not stop there, so you may look forward to more.

You can find more information about ELEKCE at www.elekcefestival.cz or on the FB page www.facebook.com/elekcefestival.

Phonetics and Phonology (Booze) Trip to Vienna.


Have you ever been to Vienna? You have? Oh, good for you then. So, have you been to the Haus Der Musik? No? Seriously? How can you live with yourself?! How can you sleep at night?! Seriously, what’s wrong with you! Anyway, here’s a chance to make up for it.

Last week our most beloved professor Skartnitzl told us the good news. For many of us, as for myself actually, Phonetics and Phonology has been something we have really enjoyed and have found entertaining though we suck at it (I know I have; my performance regarding transcribing words “anxious” and “anxiety” was rather tragi-comical and even Mr. Skarnitzl himself laughed at me). This is the reward for us; for those, who have tried to penetrate the mysteries of the connected speech features and failed to understand it; for those who had suffered and still made it to the second semester and hopefully will make it to the second year.

The whole trip will start off by visiting the Haus Der Musik where most of us will find out that we are completely deaf from listening to our mp3 players with the maximum possible volume. This finding will, of course, require some liquid consolation. Though we will have some time to cope with that information by admiring the beauties of Vienna, in the evening we will end up back in the Czech Republic in Mikulov, drinking wine in a local wine cellar and drinking the deaf sadness away. The supply is supposed to be limitless, so we will have a once in a life time opportunity to drown our troubles in wine.

However, this is just one scenario. You can also find out that you’re the next Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart and that you shouldn’t be studying the English and American Studies at all. Apparently, you can try to conduct a whole orchestra there – good luck with that. However, let’s not kid ourselves; the probability of you becoming the next musical prodigy is as likely as me finally understanding what pseudoresyllabification is. None.

Either way, whether you’ll be drinking your sorrow away or celebrating the fact that you are The musical marvel who has just been discovered, you’ll have the chance to escape the worries about the upcoming exam period, also you’ll have the chance to sing the national anthem when dead drunk; you’ll have an amazing time. So if you’re still undecided about coming, think no more. I promise you won’t regret it.

The Pieces.

So is this our end?"
You nodded.
I burst into tears.

You held me,
flattening me against your chest.
A crack emits from my breast.

Wordlessly I then stood up and left,
wondering as I left his warmth:
"Is this what a broken heart feels like?

This sudden incapability to breathe;
pressure so high, blood stops flowing;
 tissues ache, shattering beneath the sternum?”

Burning with Purity.


My blissful words
will praise your sanctity
in my despair
then I die
and so be fair
since copper wind
blows us off
and rusty sea burns my throat
when I start whispering
my spell
and coral red my gnashing teeth
and I
enchained by that your name
can hardly wear
your soar kiss.

The Ebb.

These heavy thoughts
inside my head
will not be stopped
by the endless flow of memory.

And now my boat becomes
heavier and heavier
under the load of my anger,
and dizziness
which comes in to take over the helm.

Drowning slowly
as the water rises to the board
until the barque disappears
under the water
completely
comple
tely
…

Morning.
Out of the deeps,
there comes the residue
of something which once had been a ship,
shards of the past,
that water torn asunder
and threw into all directions,
surfacing.

Shipwrecked, I'm trying to get hold
of some of the pieces
to find something to float on
in an attempt to find traces of my yester day,
in an attempt to recollect,
in an attempt to find a resolution,
in an attempt to understand.

Just to stare into infinity...

Or to give up that something which used to exist?

Let go of the vestige.
And float again!
Dragged by the tide of my thoughts,
closer to the land,
to the infinite end,
the only safety.

Just float.
Calmly.
Just float
into infinity.
Calmly.
Freedom.

David Stringbreaker

The Lady of English Skills, Ms Lisette Allen MA.

Lisette Allen is one of the two teachers of the English Skills in Cultural Communication. However, the majority of Mr. Delbos’s current first year group claims they have never seen the professor who made most of us (her year one group) shake and have night-mares concerning the in-class 5-minute analytic presentations and long essays.  Though a photograph is not included (find it on the UALK website… if you dare), the following four-section interview will show you the positive nature of this teacher.

  • Which of the following do you prefer?

Beer, wine of cocktails?      
Depends on the occasion.

Mountains or the beach?   
The beach, the beach, the beach – so long as it’s a sunny one.

Austen or Bronte?                  
I suppose I should be pedantic and ask ‘which Bronte do you mean?’ but it would be a waste of time as Austen would win anyway.

Byron or Shelley?                   
Byron. All that scandal. Where did he find the time to write any poetry?

Shakespeare or Chaucer? Shakespeare. I don’t dislike Chaucer though. Is it a shame we don’t know more about Shakespeare’s life? Probably not – the endless rounds of speculation give scholars something to do.


Poe or Pope?                              
Pope. I’m a bit bored by the macabre and have a fondness for dry wit, as anyone who has attended my seminars will be aware.


  • What is your opinion on the following matters…
The future of books?           
Books are very useful objects. It’s handy to have a few around to prop up a wobbly table or to serve as intellectual furniture on your bookshelves once you sell out and start your career at the very bottom of the corporate ladder. A Kindle just can’t perform those functions. Paper will win out in the end.

The current situation of Liberal Arts schools and what will become of them?
Hmm, tricky question. I believe that students will continue to want to study these subjects, but will anyone offer them a job afterwards? Hopefully the answer is yes. I agree with Martha Nussbaum that what employers want is to employ the smartest people, regardless of which subject they studied at university. I also agree with her that Liberal Arts subjects, if taught properly, aren’t some kind of soft option, but offer a rare opportunity to hone critical thinking skills while cultivating empathy. Failing that, at least students will be able to drop a few names from the canon into everyday conversation…

Virginia Woolf?        
I am indeed a Woolf fan. Mrs Dalloway is my favorite work of hers I think.

  • Miscellaneous
Have you read any Czech literature?
I’ve read quite a bit of Czech literature in translation: Kundera obviously, Klima, Ota Pavel, Hrabal, Petra Hulova…  I enjoyed Petra Hulova’s All This Belongs to Me very much (Paměť mojí babičce ed. note) and I’m also a big Hrabal fan. My favourite novel of his is I Served the King of England (of course!).

What do you like and dislike about the Czech country or people?
Likes include living in a city built on a human scale (versus London which is a sprawling metropolis), the beer (predictably), the array of quirky cafes to hang out in, the straight talking nature of the people, the architecture (I never fail to notice some new detail on a building when riding the tram), the trams, the importance of family here in people’s lives.
Dislike: shop assistants insisting I always have exactly the right change, dogs which are not on leads, the straight talking nature of the people, icy pavements (but the subzero temperatures are okay), Czech thriftiness when it’s taken too far. In other words, I have only very minor grumbles.

Do you think that there’s something better here than in England?
As my previous answer suggests, I think there are lots of things here which are better! Czechs are always surprised when I tell them this but I think it’s a shame they fail to acknowledge many of the things which are good about their country, which is sad.

Have you noticed any difference between English and Czech students?
Not so much the students but I think a lot about the differences between the two university systems. I think, for example, it’s a real shame that the Faculty of Arts doesn’t have a proper campus as such. I also find it strange that a student would even attempt to try to do two – or sometimes even three – full-time courses at different faculties at the same time. This would never happen in the UK - so perhaps Czech students aren’t so lazy after all!

How were your teaching years at The Sorbonne?
It was an interesting experience but the level of motivation of the students varied a lot as English wasn’t their main subject which made teaching challenging sometimes. I had more fun teaching at the university and school of architecture in Toulouse: the South of France was a much more laidback environment than Paris as you can imagine!

  • And finally…
What does the “Cantab” after your name and degree stand for?
M.A is a standard abbreviation meaning Master of Arts. Graduates from Cambridge University get to add extra letters after their name to compensate for the additional pain and suffering they’ve undergone, hence the ‘Cantab’. The same principle applies to Oxford graduates who are ‘Oxon’.

Can we (your beloved students, not the D-group) call you Liz?
No-one actually calls me Liz: it’s Lisette or Ms Allen only I’m afraid and until students successfully make it into the second year, I prefer the latter J Unless you’re a blood relative and then you get to call me Lizzie but I believe it’s unlikely either Jaromir or Tomas are related to me, however far back we trace back our respective family trees.

Are you planning to grow your hair long (note: Ms Allen has signature short hair)?
I’ve had it long and it tends to go straggly (no idea how you say that in Czech!) so I’m sticking with the streamlined look for now. I’m flirting with the idea of going blonde though so watch this space…

Anna Hupcejová